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John Brown

Jonathan Brown is a donkey punching, prepubescent ape. His poetry has received such acclaim as, "He sounds like he's farting out of his mouth!" and "That was deep." He was born between the legs of his own mother. As a young boy, he talked to himself, but soon he changed the subject and forgot where he began. His favorite foods are finger and toenails. When he's not spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom, you can find him in your local grocer's freezer disguised as a sausage pizza wearing cardboard box clothes . He has performed spoken word for the past four years. In the fall he is embarking on an MFA from the New College of California in Writing and Consciousness.